character - Horror Film Expert

character - Winny Harris

character - Janice Kanoff Esq.

character - Ellen Sosoyan

character - French President

character - Rhonda

character - Emily

character - Lauren Kessler

character - Eli's One Night Stand

character - TV Host

character - Hostage #1

character - Mrs. Conyers

character - Cindy Thomas

character - Barmaid

character - Development Woman

character - VTA - Clerk

character - Malkovich's Mother

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Tara Atkins

character - Belle

character - Mom

character - Mom Tourist

character - Nurse (uncredited)

character - Debby

character - Policewoman

character - Rosie the Pinhead

character - Resident

character - Nurse Temple

character - Sally

character - Officer Daley

character - Tanned and Sultry Blonde

character - Telegram Stripper

character - Mandy Topaz

character - Sorority Girl

character - Party Girl